Monday, November 27, 2006
High Security
I work in a very high security skyscraper office building in a major city. This building is locked up tight 24/7...except for the loading dock, where the fattest, laziest, most sorry excuse for a Security Guard worked. Each day, he would push the security desk in a blind corner UNDER a camera, where he couldn't be seen or taped, and immediately fall fast asleep. One day he woke up and found himself having to explain why both his gun AND his desk had gone...both stolen while he was snoring away.
